Hellboy vs Blade
Not all superheroes wear capes. Some of them wear trenchcoats—and bear sharp, pointy teeth. Tonight we pit Hellboy and Blade--two of comics’ darkest defenders of justice—against each other in fight to the finish. Which supernatural creature feature will take home the most Golden Idols? Break out your crucifix and holy water—and let’s talk about movies!
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Blade The Vampire Archives
Best Character: Hellboy Hellboy
Best Screen Duo: Blade Blade & Whistler
Best Villain/Antagonist: Blade Deacon Frost
Best Hero/Protagonist: Hellboy #TeamNormal
Best Kill/Defeat: Blade Nightclub Assault
WTF: Hellboy was originally created as a throwaway character
Best Score or Soundtrack: Blade Mark Isham & random artists
Best Quote: Blade Blade: “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
Best Screenplay: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro & Peter Briggs
Best Special Achievement: Blade Marvel's First Box Office Success
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: TIE Hellboy & Blade Doug Jones & Kris Kristofferson
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Hellboy Ron Perlman
Best Scene: Blade Nightclub Bloodbath
Defining Moment: Blade Bloodbath Rave on the 100 Inch Screen
Best Director: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro
Wildcard: Blade R-Rated Comic-Book Movie Award
Best Picture: Blade
Total after deductions:
Hellboy: 6
Blade: 12
WAYNE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Hellboy The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense HQ
Best Character: Hellboy Hellboy
Best Screen Duo: Blade Blade & Karen
Best Villain/Antagonist: Hellboy Rasputin
Best Hero/Protagonist: Hellboy Hellboy
Best Kill/Defeat: Hellboy Pendulum Kill
WTF: Blade Horrible Villains
Best Score or Soundtrack: Hellboy Marco Beltrami & random artists
Best Quote: Blade Blade: “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
Best Screenplay: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro & Peter Briggs
Best Special Achievement: TIE Hellboy & Blade Adaptation
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Blade Kris Kristofferson
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Hellboy Ron Perlman
Best Scene: Blade Nightclub Bloodbath
Defining Moment: Hellboy Holding Professor Broom
Best Director: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro
Wildcard: TIE Hellboy & Blade Badass Weapons Award
Best Picture: Hellboy
Total after deductions:
Hellboy: 13
Blade: 6
KYLE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Blade Nightclub
Best Character: Hellboy Abe Sapien
Best Screen Duo: Hellboy Hellboy & Liz
Best Villain/Antagonist: TIE Hellboy & Blade Karl Ruprecht Kroenen & Deacon Frost
Best Hero/Protagonist: Blade Blade
Best Kill/Defeat: Blade Chin Impalement
WTF: Hellboy You know Sammael regenerates!
Best Score or Soundtrack: Hellboy Marco Beltrami & random artists
Best Quote: Blade Blade: “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
Best Screenplay: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro & Peter Briggs
Best Special Achievement: Hellboy Practical Effects
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: TIE Hellboy & Blade Doug Jones & Stephen Dorff
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Hellboy Ron Perlman
Best Scene: Blade Nightclub Bloodbath
Defining Moment: Hellboy Hellboy’s Character Design
Best Director: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro
Wildcard: Hellboy David Hyde Pierce is a Total Bro Award
Best Picture: Hellboy
Total after deductions:
Hellboy: 12
Blade: 7
MATT'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Location: Hellboy Underground sewers of Newark
Best Character: Hellboy Helllboy
Best Screen Duo: Hellboy Hellboy & Liz
Best Villain/Antagonist: Blade Deacon Frost
Best Hero/Protagonist: Blade Blade
Best Kill/Defeat: Blade Dragonetti’s death by sunlight
WTF: Blade throwing Karen from a rooftop without any serious injuries
Best Score or Soundtrack: Hellboy Marco Beltrami & random artists
Best Quote: Blade Blade: “Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.”
Best Screenplay: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro & Peter Briggs
Best Special Achievement: Blade First Black Marvel Superhero in a major motion picture
Best Supporting Actor/Actress: Blade Kris Kristofferson
Best Lead Actor/Actress: Hellboy Ron Perlman
Best Scene: TIE Hellboy & Blade Hellboy spying on John and Liz & The ritual to call upon La Magra
Defining Moment: Blade Blade’s first appearance in the vampire nightclub
Best Director: Hellboy Guillermo del Toro
Wildcard: Hellboy Best Kiss Award
Best Picture: Hellboy
Total after deductions:
Hellboy: 10
Blade: 8