Roger Rabbit vs Chinatown
Who's the best Private Dick? Eddie Valiant or Jake Gittes? Toontown or Chinatown? With all the similarities, we couldn't pass up this VS. Forget it, man--it's Videoland.
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Film Location: RR Terminal Bar
Best Character: RR Judge Doom
Best Screen Duo: RR Eddie Valiant and Roger Rabbit
Best Villain/Antagonist: RR Judge Doom
Best Hero/Protagonist: RR Eddie Valiant
Best Kill: RR The death of the cartoon shoe
WTF: China Having sex with Jake Gittes
Best Score or Soundtrack: RR Alan Silvestri and others
Best Quote: RR Roger -A laugh can be a very powerul thing. Why, sometimes in life it's the only weapon we have.
Best Screenplay: RR Jeffrey Price and Peter S. Seaman
Best Cinematography: RR Dean Cundey
Best Supporting Actress: RR Joanna Cassidy
Best Supporting Actor: RR Christopher Lloyd
Best Actress: RR Betsy Brantley and Kathleen Turner
Best Actor: RR Bob Hoskins
Best Scene: RR Jessica Rabbit intro
Defining Moment: China taking a chance with a bandage on the nose of your main actor for half the run time
Best Director: China Roman Polanski
Best Picture: RR
Totals after deductions:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: 16
Chinatown: 2
KYLE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Film Location: RR Eddie's apartment
Best Character: China Jake Gittes
Best Screen Duo: RR Eddie and Roger
Best Villain/Antagonist: China Noah Cross
Best Hero/Protagonist: RR Roger Rabbit
Best Kill: RR Judge Doom steamroller
WTF: China Nose cutting scene
Best Score or Soundtrack: RR Alan Silvestri and others
Best Quote: China Noah Cross -'Course I'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough.
Best Screenplay: RR Jeffrey Price and Peter S. Seaman
Best Cinematography: RR Dean Cundey
Best Supporting Actress: RR Kathleen Turner
Best Supporting Actor: China John Huston
Best Actress: China Faye Dunaway
Best Actor: RR Bob Hoskins
Best Scene: RR A shave and a haircut
Defining Moment: China Sister/Daughter
Best Director: RR Robert Zemeckis
Best Picture: RR
Totals after deductions:
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: 12
Chinatown: 6
RYAN'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Film Location: RR The Ink & Paint Club
Best Character: RR Eddie Valiant
Best Screen Duo: RR Eddie and Roger
Best Villain/Antagonist: RR Judge Doom
Best Hero/Protagonist: RR Eddie Valiant
Best Kill: RR Judge Doom steamroller
WTF: RR Toon physics in Acme
Best Score or Soundtrack: China Jerry Goldsmith
Best Quote: China Noah Cross -'Course i'm respectable. I'm old. Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respectable if they last long enough
Best Screenplay: RR Jeffrey Price and Peter S. Seaman
Best Cinematography: RR Dean Cundey
Best Supporting Actress: RR Kathleen Turner
Best Supporting Actor: RR Christopher LLoyd
Best Actress: China Faye Dunaway
Best Actor: RR Bob Hoskins
Best Scene: RR Hiding from Judge Doom in the Termial Bar
Defining Moment: RR Ink and Paint Club/Jessica's Song
Best Director: RR Robert Zemeckis
Best Picture: RR
Totals after deductions
Who Framed Roger Rabbit: 15
Chinatown: 3