Rotten Halloween Part 7

It’s that time of year again, when the leaves change color, pumpkin spice is everywhere, and a Rotten Halloween awaits. Once again, each of our panelists has chosen a film that Rotten Tomatoes scores low but that they personally admire. Those films are:

Jennifer’s Body

As Above, So Below

Intruder

Bad Milo

Flatliners (1990)

Would you rather get shocked back from death or experience a surprising colonoscopy? Head down into the underground tunnels or your favorite local supermarket, and let’s talk about movies!

BRAD’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: AASB Paris Catacombs

2. Best Character: Intruder Bill Roberts

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Intruder The meat slicer kill

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: AASB Sound Design

5. Best Screenplay: Jennifer’s Body Diablo Cody

6. Best Special Achievement: AASB Filming in the Paris Catacombs

7. Best Scene: Bad Milo Milo coming out of Duncan’s ass

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Intruder Killer Reveal

9. Best Director: Intruder Scott Spiegel

10. Wildcard: Flatliners The Backlighting Award

11. WTF: Flatliners Guilty Conscience Ghosts

12. Worst Picture: Flatliners

13. Best Picture: Bad Milo

Total after deductions:

• Bad Milo: 4

• Intruder: 4

• Flatliners: 0

• Jennifer’s Body: 1

• As Above, So Below: 3

KYLE’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: AASB Paris Catacombs

2. Best Character: Flatliners Nelson Wright

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Intruder The note spike kill

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: Jennifer’s Body Stephen Barton & Theodore Shapiro with various artists

5. Best Screenplay: Jennifer’s Body Diablo Cody

6. Best Special Achievement: AASB claustrophobia

7. Best Scene: AASB La Taupe Found

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Bad Milo Milo puppet

9. Best Director: AASB John Erick Dowdle

10. Wildcard: Bad Milo Remake Award

11. WTF: Intruders Over Foreshadowing

12. Worst Picture: Intruder

13. Best Picture: As Above, So Below

Total after deductions:

• Bad Milo: 2

• Intruder: 0

• Flatliners: 1

• Jennifer’s Body: 2

• As Above, So Below: 7

RACHAEL’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: Flatliners Loyola University

2. Best Character: Jennifer’s Body Anita “Needy” Lesnicki

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Intruder The meat slicer kill

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: Intruder
   Dick Walter & Graham De Wilde

5. Best Screenplay: Jennifer’s Body Diablo Cody

6. Best Special Achievement: AASB Filming in the Paris Catacombs

7. Best Scene: Jennifer’s Body The pool scene

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Intruder Rotten Halloween Award

9. Best Director: AASB John Erick Dowdle

10. Wildcard: AASB The Suffering Art Award

11. WTF: All these movies are Rotten? WTF!

12. Worst Picture: Flatliners

13. Best Picture: Jennifer’s Body

Total after deductions:

• Bad Milo: 0

• Intruder: 3

• Flatliners: 0

• Jennifer’s Body: 6

• As Above, So Below: 3

NATHAN’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: AASB Paris Catacombs

2. Best Character: TIE Jennifer’s Body & Flatliners Anita “Needy” Lesnicki & Rachel Manus

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Intruder The box crusher kill

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: Jennifer’s Body Stephen Barton & Theodore Shapiro with various artists

5. Best Screenplay: TIE Jennifer’s Body & Flatliners Diablo Cody & Peter Filardi

6. Best Special Achievement: Bad Milo Fresh take on the werewolf story

7. Best Scene: Bad Milo Duncan shits out a monster to kill his boss

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Intruder The Rotten Halloween vibes

9. Best Director: AASB John Erick Dowdle

10. Wildcard: Jennifer’s Body The Megan Fox Award

11. WTF: Jennifer’s Body is on the soundtrack but not on the movie

12. Worst Picture: As Above, So Below

13. Best Picture: Jennifer’s Body

Total after deductions:

• Bad Milo: 2

• Intruder: 2

• Flatliners: 2

• Jennifer’s Body: 5

• As Above, So Below: 1