Spaceballs vs Robin Hood: Men in Tights

It all goes down tonight. Spaceballs vs. Robin Hood: Men in Tights. We’re about to find out once and for all who’s packing the biggest Schwartz. We’ve got a panel of four, each giving out awards. Every award is worth a point, and when the dust settles, we’ll add it all up to see which movie reigns supreme.

NATHAN’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: RHMIT Little John's Bridge

2. Best Character: TIE Spaceballs & RHMIT Dark Helmet & Blinkin

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: RHMIT Dirty Ezio splits Robin's arrow in two

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: Spaceballs John Morris and songs by various artists

5. Best Screenplay: TIE RHMIT & Spaceballs Mel Brooks, Evan Chandler & J. David Shapiro/Mel Brooks, Ronny Greham & Thomas Meehan

6. Best Special Achievement: Spaceballs Enduring Legacy

7. Best Scene: Spaceballs Merchandising Scene

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: RHMIT The Hangman

9. Best Director: Spaceballs Mel Brooks

10. Wildcard: RHMIT Best Leading Man Award

11. WTF: RHMIT Unlike Kevin Costner, I have a shapely bottom! Hungarian translation of a scene in Robin Hood

12. Best Picture: Spaceballs

• Spaceballs: 7

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights: 6

RYAN’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: Spaceballs Spaceball One

2. Best Character: Spaceballs Dark Helmet

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: RHMIT Robin Hood beats Little John on the bridge

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: RHMIT Hummie Mann and songs by various artists

5. Best Screenplay: Spaceballs Mel Brooks, Ronny Greham & Thomas Meehan

6. Best Special Achievement: Spaceballs ILM produced Effects

7. Best Scene: RHMIT Dom DeLuise

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Best Moment: RHMIT Dom DeLuise

9. Best Director: Spaceballs Mel Brooks

10. Wildcard: RHMIT Exceptional Casting

11. WTF: Spaceballs & RHMIT The pauses for laughter go too long

12. Best Picture: Spaceballs

• Spaceballs: 6

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights: 5

KYLE’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: Spaceballs Eagle 5 Winnebago

2. Best Character: RHMIT Sherrif of Rottingham

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Spaceballs Lonestar beats Darth Helmet

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: RHMIT Hummie Mann and songs by various artists

5. Best Screenplay: Spaceballs Mel Brooks, Ronny Greham & Thomas Meehan

6. Best Special Achievement: Spaceballs George Lucas' IL&M helped

7. Best Scene: RHMIT Crossing the bridge

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: RHMIT Dom DeLuise

9. Best Director: TIE RHMIT & Spaceballs Mel Brooks

10. Wildcard: TIE RHMIT & Spaceballs John Hurt & Patrick Stewart cameo

11. WTF: RHMIT The Princess Bride

12. Best Picture: Robin Hood: Men in Tights

• Spaceballs: 5

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights: 7

MATT’S GOLDEN IDOLS

1. Best Location: Spaceballs Spaceball One

2. Best Character: Spaceballs Dark Helmet

3. Best Kill/Death/Defeat: Spaceballs the self-destruct countdown and destruction of Megamaid

4. Best Score or Soundtrack: RHMIT Hummie Mann and songs by various artists

5. Best Screenplay: Spaceballs Mel Brooks, Ronny Greham & Thomas Meehan

6. Best Special Achievement: Spaceballs Mel Brooks getting around George Lucas’ no-merchandise rule

7. Best Scene: Spaceballs Schwartz battle between Dark Helmet and Lone Star

8. Defining Moment/Attribute/MVP: Spaceballs Rick Moranis MVP for playing Dark Helmet

9. Best Director: Spaceballs Mel Brooks

10. Wildcard: Spaceballs Best Fourth-Wall Break AwardAward

11. WTF: RHMIT Richard Lewis is barely putting any effort into his performance as Prince John

12. Best Picture: Spaceballs

• Spaceballs: 12

• Robin Hood: Men in Tights: 1

GOLDEN IDOL WINNER: Spaceballs