The Best Worst Movie Ever Made
We’ve all seen some bad movies, but what is the Best Worst movie ever made? What makes a movie so bad that it’s actually good? We chose 3 films from the crap pile with the goal of determining which one is the Best/Worst of all time. Here are three films that we think deserve to be in the discussion –Troll 2, The Room and Miami Connection. Let’s talk about movies!
KYLE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Worst Location: T2 Nilbog
Best Worst Character: Room Johnny
Best Worst Screen Duo: T2 Josh & Grandpa Seth
Best Worst Villain/Antagonist: Room Everyone but Johnny
Best Worst Hero/Protagonist: Room Johnny
Best Worst Kill: Room Johnny’s Suicide
WTF: Room Buying Roses
Best Worst Score or Soundtrack: MC Jon McCallum
Best Worst Quote: Room Johnny: “You’re tearing me apart, Lisa.”
Best Worst Screenplay: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Best Special Achievement: Room Disaster Artist
Best Worst Supporting Actor/Actress: MC Vincent Hirsch
Best Worst Lead Actor/Actress: Room Tommy Wiseau
Best Worst Scene: Room Buying Roses
Defining Moment: MC Jim’s Letter
Best Worst Director: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Wildcard: T2 Bang for Your Buck Award
Best Worst Movie Ever Made: The Room
Total after deductions:
Miami Connection: 3
The Room: 11
Troll 2: 5
DOUG'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Worst Location: MC The Beach
Best Worst Character: MC Old Rockband Leader
Best Worst Screen Duo: T2 Josh & Grandpa Seth
Best Worst Villain/Antagonist: T2 Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Best Worst Hero/Protagonist: MC Mark
Best Worst Kill: MC Ninja Decapitation
WTF: T2 Popcorn
Best Worst Score or Soundtrack: MC Jon McCallum
Best Worst Quote: T2 Arnold: “OMG!!!”
Best Worst Screenplay: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Best Special Achievement: T2 The Goblins
Best Worst Supporting Actor/Actress: MC Maurice Smith
Best Worst Lead Actor/Actress: Room Tommy Wiseau
Best Worst Scene: MC The fight between the Old Rockband Leader and the Park Avenue Manager
Defining Moment: T2 Pissing on Hospitality
Best Worst Director: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Wildcard: T2 Bizarre Plot Decisions Award
Best Worst Movie Ever Made: Troll 2
Total after deductions:
Miami Connection: 7
The Room: 1
Troll 2: 11
GARY'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Worst Location: MC Orlando
Best Worst Character: MC Jim
Best Worst Screen Duo: MC The “Jay & Silent Bob” of Miami Connection
Best Worst Villain/Antagonist: T2 Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Best Worst Hero/Protagonist: T2 Josh
Best Worst Kill: T2 Goblins kill and eat a nude Mom
WTF: MC Got your nose!
Best Worst Score or Soundtrack: MC Jon McCallum
Best Worst Quote: T2 Joshua: “Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards!”
Best Worst Screenplay: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Best Special Achievement: MC Biker-Chick Breasts
Best Worst Supporting Actor/Actress: T2 Robert Ormsby
Best Worst Lead Actor/Actress: Room Tommy Wiseau
Best Worst Scene: Room The Roof Scene
Defining Moment: MC Jim’s “find my father’ speech
Best Worst Director: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Wildcard: T2 Best Worst Reason to Make a Movie Award
Best Worst Movie Ever Made: Troll 2
Total after deductions:
Miami Connection: 6
The Room: 2
Troll 2: 11
SETH'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Worst Location: MC Ninja Training Camp
Best Worst Character: MC Mark
Best Worst Screen Duo: Room Tommy and his water bottle
Best Worst Villain/Antagonist: T2 Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Best Worst Hero/Protagonist: Room Johnny
Best Worst Kill: MC Ninja Decapitation
WTF: T2 Turning people to slime
Best Worst Score or Soundtrack: MC Jon McCallum
Best Worst Quote: Room Johnny: “I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark.”
Best Worst Screenplay: T2 Claudio Fragasso
Best Special Achievement: MC The fact that it got made
Best Worst Supporting Actor/Actress: T2 Robert Ormsby
Best Worst Lead Actor/Actress: T2 Michael Stephenson
Best Worst Scene: T2 They’re eating him scene
Defining Moment: Room Roof Scene
Best Worst Director: MC Woo-Sang Park
Wildcard: MC Super Band Award
Best Worst Movie Ever Made: Miami Connection
Total after deductions:
Miami Connection: 10
The Room: 4
Troll 2: 5