Universal Monster Marathon
It's alive, It's alive.... It's our Universal Monster Marathon. The six movies in this Spook-fest are The Invisible Man, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, The Wolf Man, Dracula, and The Mummy. Let's talk about movies!
BRAD'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Makeup: Frankenstein
Favorite Scene: Dracula Dracula vs Van Helsing resisting trance
Favorite Location: Frankenstein Castle
Worst Location: Frankenstein Village
Best Quote: Wolf Man Larry Talbot: "That's what she said."
Worst Quote: Invisible Man Everything Una O'Connor says
Best Monster: Invisible Man
Worst Monster: Mummy
Worst Moment: Wolf Man Earrings.
Defining Moment: Frankenstein "It's alive."
Best Monster Moment: Invisible Man Keeps promise to kill at 10 o'clock
Worst Monster Moment: Frankenstein Girl and the pond
Best Kill: Invisible Man Killing spree.
Best Screenplay: Invisible Man
WTF: Bride of Frankenstein Little creature reveals
Immortan Joe's Mediocre: Wolf Man (the whole movie)
Supporting Character: Dracula Van Helsing
Best Actress: Wolf Man Evelyn Ankers
Best Actor: Invisible Man Claude Rains
Best Picture: Invisible Man
Worst Picture: The Mummy
Totals after deductions:
Invisible Man: 6
The Wolf Man: 2
Frankenstein: 3
Bride of Frankenstein: 0
The Mummy: 0
Dracula: 2
COUSIN WAYNE'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Makeup: Wolf Man
Favorite Scene: Invisible Man Invisible Man skipping
Favorite Location: Dracula Castle
Worst Location: Wolf Man Woods
Best Quote: Dracula Count Dracula: "I never drink...wine."
Worst Quote: Bride of Frankenstein The Monster: "We belong dead."
Best Monster: Invisible Man
Worst Monster: Bride of Frankenstein
Worst Moment: Wolf Man Knowing about the earrings in Evelyn's room (creeper)
Defining Moment: Frankenstein "It's alive."
Best Monster Moment: Invisible Man Invisible Man revealing himself
Worst Monster Moment: Bride of Frankenstein's facial expressions.
Best Kill: Mummy Imhotep death
Best Screenplay: Invisible Man
WTF: Wolf Man Wolfman's pants
Immortan Joe's Mediocre: Dracula Hypnotizing people
Supporting Character: Dracula Dwight Frye
Best Actress: Frankenstein Mae Clarke
Best Actor: Invisible Man Claude Rains
Best Picture: Invisible Man
Worst Picture: The Mummy
Totals after deductions:
Invisible Man: 6
The Wolf Man: 1
Frankenstein: 2
Bride of Frankenstein: 0
The Mummy: 0
Dracula: 3
MARK'S GOLDEN IDOLS
Best Makeup: Frankenstein
Favorite Scene: Frankenstein Girl and the Pond
Favorite Location: Dracula Castle
Worst Location: Mummy Pyramid
Best Quote: Invisible Man Invisible Man: "Just sit where you are. I'll take the handbrake off and give you a little shove to help you on. You'll run gently down and through the railing. Then you'll have a big thrill for about a hundred yards or so until you hit a boulder. Then you'll do a somersault and probably break your arms and grandly finish up with a broken neck. Well, goodbye Kemp. I've always said you were a dirty little coward. You're a dirty sneaky little rat as well. Goodbye."
Worst Quote: Invisible Man Kemp: "10 o'clock? He wanted to murder me?"
Best Monster: Invisible Man
Worst Monster: Mummy
Worst Moment: Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Pretorius shows Henry his little people experiment
Defining Moment: Frankenstein "It's alive."
Best Monster Moment: Bride of Frankenstein The Monster: "We belong dead"
Worst Monster Moment: Dracula Why did Dracula put his coffin in the sunlight?
Best Kill: Invisible Man Killing Kemp
Best Screenplay: Bride of Frankenstein
WTF: Wolf Man Spying on Gwen with a telescope.
Immortan Joe's Mediocre: Dracula killed off screen
Supporting Character: Dracula Dwight Frye
Best Actress: Wolf Man Evelyn Ankers
Best Actor: Frankenstein Boris Karloff
Best Picture: Bride of Frankenstein
Worst Picture: The Mummy
Totals after deductions:
Invisible Man: 3
The Wolf Man: 1
Frankenstein: 4
Bride of Frankenstein: 3
The Mummy: Negative 1
Dracula: 2