I met a Zack Snyder fan on vacation and he gave me AIDS

Confessions from an anonymous Videolander:

As I embarked on my well-deserved vacation, I was ready to unwind and soak up the sun. Little did I know, my relaxation would be cut short. That's when I met him – the Zack Snyder enthusiast who would single-handedly ruin my vacation and possibly my life.

At first, our conversation started innocently enough. We exchanged pleasantries, and I naively asked about his interests. Big mistake. He launched into a monologue about the cinematic genius of Zack Snyder. He wouldn’t shut up about slow-motion action sequences and his love for all things Snyderverse.

I found myself trapped in a never-ending cycle of Snyder-centric discussions. My mind grew numb, and my thoughts turned to mush. I began to wonder if I'd ever regain my sanity. Nothing he said made sense; it was as if he spoke an alien language. I found myself nodding and smiling, pretending to comprehend, all while secretly wondering if I had stumbled into a parallel universe where logic no longer applied.

This enthusiastic individual not only tested my patience but also left me feeling mentally drained. I think he gave me "Brain-AIDS" – a condition characterized by an acute lack of coherent thought, induced by excessive exposure to Zack Snyder fanaticism.

If you're a fellow traveler, beware: there's a Snyder superfan on the loose, armed with an arsenal of cinematic jargon and an unyielding passion for all things Zack. Approach with caution, lest you suffer the same fate as I – a victim of Brain-AIDS, forever scarred by the unrelenting fervor of a die-hard Snyder enthusiast.

-Brain AIDS Survivor

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